Path of Exile – GGG Trololol and the hidden patch notes

(updated every league and when unofficially declared)

Patch 3.10

No words… just 3km of Shiet

Cause of “0 drop” politics pursued by GGG in standard and probably also in the “MTX-hook-league” the game no longer bears the expense invested in dealing with maps and so on, my currency stash is empty and my balls are full, so goodbye POE, I hope to never see you again !

Patch 3.9

  • Nerfed HP/ES here and there
  • More chaos damage here and there
  • Drop rate for red maps lowered to 0.1% from all source
  • Zana always sell same kinds of maps
  • Orb of Orizon always reforge same kinds of maps
  • Vaal Orb always upgrade the same kinds of maps
  • Can roll minion modifiers is now 0.1%
  • Minions node removed from Delve
  • Atlas bonus objective: Map drop at least 1 tier higher = false (Tier affected by Pessimistic roll)
  • Atlas bonus objective: XX% chance for maps to drop 2 tier higher = false (Tier affected by Pessimistic roll)
  • Awakening bonus objective: XX% chance for maps to drop 1 tier higher = false (Tier affected by Pessimistic roll)
  • Raised base crit chance for mobs now is 15% on hit with or without mods
  • Temporal chain mod on map has now 90% appear on roll
  • Elemental weakness mod on map has now 90% appear on roll
  • Added a new handicap: 3 new tier from mana roll on gear (the worst and most popular is now T13)
  • Successfully sabotaged the mechanism for transforming maps to the new version
  • Added a new handicap called “boss hide and seek” to shuffle the presence of boss area on maps at every use of map device
  • Lowered chance roll for gear: X% increased movement speed to 3%
  • Operation “Fill-my-stashes” for OILs ongoing (…mmm what about a new dedicated stash?)
  • New alien tech aquired: Added some new not mitigable damage for next generation bosses
  • Operation “No-more-ranged” ongoing: Tons of shielded mobs everywhere (with easter-egg inside)
  • Projectile speed for mobs is now 3.5 Mach
  • Base speed action for mobs has been raised to +15% (50% for Delve mobs)
  • Drop rate for Chisel currency lowered to 1%
  • Drop rate for Armourer’s Scrap lowered to 2%

Patch 3.8

  • Nerfed HP/ES here and there
  • More chaos damage here and there
  • Maps served by Zana found inside map no are 99% magic (cos yellow were too funny and counts towards your Atlas’ Map Completion and any associated challenges or achievements. ← Introduced in 3.6 patch)
  • Added a new handicap called “fake roll”, you can now re-roll the same value again and again and again…
  • Lowered chance roll for: +X to maximum life to 3%
  • Lowered drop chance for trash uniq to 3%, thanks to Neversink for making them important now
  • Lowered the max quality for maps obtainable at 66-82% from 85-125% – 2% chance to obtain higher value

Previous patch…

  • Nerfed HP/ES here and there
  • More chaos damage here and there
  • POE China has now the ingame auction house
  • POE China has now pet looters
  • POE China players get a free 6L chest after ending ACT10
  • POE China has 6 more slot in bag
  • Added a new handicap called “Pessimistic roll“: GGG dices has now the magical power to roll the worst mods and the worst tiers on gear with 95% chance. Mechanic: Dice roll for X times where X is the number of tiers available and then pick lower value.
  • Added tons of garbage mods for gear to feed the “pessimistic roll”
  • Added a new handicap called “when-I-want”: GGG acquired a new technology capable of activating the drop for Exalted for random players when someone pushes an hidden button inside men toilet. Thus Exalted has been removed from the drop table in Standard league and lowered the drop chance to 0.5% in new leagues.
  • Lowered chance for jewels drop to 0.1% so players can’t make chaos recipe
  • Mirror currency removed from drop table
  • Added a new handicap called “No pay-off” where lower tier maps has higher hidden quantity drop than higher tier maps (eg: T1:100% → T16:5%)
  • We are sorry but Armourer’s Scrap do not improves anymore the chance of getting more sockets or links, enjoy your 3000 fusing spam now !!!! (Chris… but 3000 fusing are 12ex in Standard! — Who care Bex ?!)